You can’t go to Fenway Park and not get something Lobster. Aramark Sports has outfitted the oldest stadium in the MLB with a trio of new Lobsters dishes for 2017 include the Lobster Poutine. Blue Jays fans will feel right at home venturing to Beantown.

Poutine is all the rage lately and the Blue Jays are putting their own twist the dish with the “Dessert” version. No cheese curds and fries here, the Rogers Centre treat features churros served with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce.

The beautiful Camden Yards is now home to the Mac and Cheese Twister, something I could eat every day. It’s filled with crab meat, buffalo chicken or pulled pork, and, of course, mac and cheese.

This combines many Detroit favorites - the coney dog, the square pizza, and Little Ceasar. So when you put them all together you get the Detroit Coney Pizza. It’s a deep-dish pizza topped with hot dogs, mustard, and onions along with Detroit’s beanless chili. Everything you could ever want visiting Comerica Park.

While this may not be your main option when you go to Coors Field, but as an appetizer or a dessert this is sure not to be missed. Rather than tortilla chips, Aramark swaps them for cinnamon sugar chips, topped with pie filling, whipped cream and caramel.

When the product on the field isn’t as good, venues need to attract fans in other ways. That’s the strategy of Levy Restaurants and the Arizona Diamondbacks. Between two funnel cakes you’ll find a chicken patty covered strawberry jam, maple syrup, and garlic black pepper cheddar. This definitely won’t help with the beach bod if you’re planning on taking a dip in the outfield pool.

If you eat all of this, you should probably make it into the Hall of Fame. This Patty Melt has pulled pork (obviously), bacon, fried chicken, jalapeño poppers, cheese, and fried onions stuffed between two funnel cakes. Good luck to you and your arteries on this one.

Yes, this is real. No, no one knows what the chefs were thinking at Minute Maid Stadium. The good thing with this one, if you can get past the name, is that once you’re biting into it, you may very well forget that it’s SPAM in the middle of the perfectly good grilled cheese.

Every stadium needs some ridiculous over-the-top item and here’s the White Sox. First, it’s 16 inches. Second, the brisket is smoked for 12-hours. Combo that with Syrah BBQ sauce and mac & cheese. If there’s a double header, you could eat this for lunch and dinner.

Not a total surprise that a dish from the Texas Rangers tops the list. This is a 2-foot long behemoth fit for the Texas State Fair. The 24 inch dog is covered in chili and nacho cheese and comes in at a cool $27. Grab a couple of friends, head to the park, and you have dinner to share.